August 2009
1 post
Watchi’m pretty psyched on this grey kangaroo. not so psyched about jet lag, and its symptom of waking me before the dawn.
how can people consume kangaroos? i’m going to become the annoying american spokesperson for the halt of all kangaroo consumption. i mean, i get that they are chronic ‘pests’ but damn.. so docile and cute.
July 2009
4 posts
June 2009
22 posts
breaking up with a clingy trivia team member is the hardest breaking up i have EVER had to do. i don’t ever really post factual clips of life, but i need this here. i am SHAKING with misplaced rage.
using any of the below words in wacky combination does not make you funny, you clingy single white female of my nightmares:
crack ass snatch cock twat balls suck fuck grabber
GOD AM I...
languille
i’ve always skirted the edge of obsession with marie antoinette, the way that the people of her time misunderstood her, the myths that people believe about her now. i’ve never watched any films about her but the antonia fraser biography is a bible. as a consequence of my profound obsession, i’m equally interested in the elements of the device that killed her and all of the...
May 2009
7 posts
25.3.1975 London: Farringdon Road, EC1
A man with one leg considerably shorter than the other, lurching along whistling ‘I Could Have Danced All Night’.
-Ian Breakwell’s diary, 1964-1985
Hefner - The Hymn for the Cigarettes
How can she...
April 2009
41 posts
the question is, will i get fired from teaching 7...
i also have a student who penned the whimsical tune “The Schizophrenic Imp”
here are the lyrics to “Random Characters” by Ines, Grace and Corina:
“Who are you?” said Snoopy “I’m Hannah Montana,” said she Then Babar said, “You’re in my house.” “Sorry,” said Minnie, “I thought it was for a mouse.” Then Kobe Bryant said, “The ball is like my head. “It’s bumpy, it’s round...
Bernard Fanning - Thrill is Gone
i’m still a baby tumblr but i think that i have made good strides thus far in finding a handful of people whose writing i genuinely appreciate. that’s been a really good thing so far about tumblr. today i had a day off from teaching children and i’ve been a waste of space (i mean… i ran 2 miles but after that? i watched maury and ate kix) and now i’m starting to...
