April 29, 2009

the question is, will i get fired from teaching 7 year olds if i let them record this song in garage band?

i also have a student who penned the whimsical tune “The Schizophrenic Imp

here are the lyrics to “Random Characters” by Ines, Grace and Corina:



“Who are you?” said Snoopy
“I’m Hannah Montana,” said she
Then Babar said, “You’re in my house.”
“Sorry,” said Minnie, “I thought it was for a mouse.”

Then Kobe Bryant said,
“The ball is like my head.
“It’s bumpy, it’s round and
it has a funny sound.”
(bouncing ball sound)

Then David Cook said
“I lost my song.”
Winnie the Pooh said
“What’s so wrong?
“Just write another song!”


Chorus:
Then Albert Einstein said
“I am going to lose my head.”
“Why lose your head?” asked Handy Manny
“Albert, I can fix it.  I can fix anything!”

Final Chorus:
Then Bill Gates said
“Hey Obama, can I buy your head?”
Then Worthen McEnry said
“I am going to buy Joe Biden’s head.”